COACHES

It is not easy becoming coach of the year in the Raven Run. Raven Runners vote every year among those three selected by Raven. Coaches have never made the list with Raven but are or were a constant presence during the run.

They are unique characters that give a spice of originality to South Beach and the Raven Run.

 

PLACARD MAN

Eugene is one of the most reliable coaches with his unkempt raggedy beard, shabby clothes, and hole- filled shoes. He is a fixture on the sands of South Beach. But what is his story?

It is an interesting one for sure.  He was raised to be homeless by his mother in Brooklyn, N.Y. before moving to South Beach in 1966.  Raven remembers him and his mother from those times.  Both mother and son slept on the old pier.  They were a regular site on a bench, or shuffling along.  It was quite a sight, his mother pulling a shopping cart and Placard Man following her with a folding chair. 

He never spoke. His mother did the talking for both of them, but he was always reading and studying everything around him.

When his mother died in 1985, Placard Man was left on his own.  Though he worked sporadically as a desk clerk and had a place to live on and off, by the late 80’s he chose to be homeless on the beach. Because of his age, 77 as of 2007, he receives assistance.  He has been called a homeless role model by the homeless because he doesn’t beg drink, smoke, curse, or cause trouble.

He is an avid reader and constantly gathers knowledge. He often carries a placard with his messages, world political thoughts, requests for a coastal bike paths made of recycled tires, or warnings of the dangers of UV Sun rays.

When Raven and the runners run by him, Raven calls out everyone’s first name (except Ozarks) and Placard Man tries to repeat all of them. He has been able to recall up to nine runner names at one time.

He survives from his small social security check, and sleeps between 7th and 8th street, by a tree where the lights are just enough so he can read. Placard Man may be homeless but he is an intelligent gentle soul.  In this case clearly, you can’t judge a book by its cover.

 

 

 

 

Upcoming Coaches Profiles

 

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Complainer
Speedo bathing suit getting smaller around his increasing belly, he is still in contact with all law enforcement agencies
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Flashlight Man
Attempted to kill President Clinton but was later released because he stopped taking his medication
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Nice Day
Still lifting weights and reciting poetry in South Beach
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Coach of the Year winners
YEAR NICKNAME NAME
1975 Astrologer Christine
1976 Hawk Luis
1977 Small Jaws Bill
1978 Bruno Henry
1979 Knapsack Al
1980 Getty Bob
1981 Prune Anna
1982 Mermaid Margaret
1983 Dr. Conman Earl
1984 Aluminum Man Jose
1985 Gloom Jack
1986 Handshue Heinz
1987 Man of many rings Chuck
1988 Silver Donna
1989 Guru Eugene
1990 Wolfman Mike
1991 Baseball Man George
1992 Dr. Pleasure Henry
1993 Electrick Lady Carmen
1994 Kayak Don
1995 Placard Man Eugene
1996 Bird Doctor Kris
1997 Flashlight Man Alan
1998 Cynical Fred
1999 Principal Sandi
2000 Nice Day Phil
2001 Experiment Man Edwin
2002 Salty Ernie
2003 Catfood Lady Gina
2004 Complainer Marco
2005 Sheep John
2006 Balancer Hyman
 



 

 


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2008 LEADERS
as of November 1st 2008
 
Most Runs
1 Poutine 181
2 Dizzy 165
3 Strategist 111
     
 
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2 Miracle 99
3 Gringo 44
3 Longhorn 44
 
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1 Strategist 111
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